On Doctor’s Orders! €12,00
Us bartenders are a strange breed of people and therefore we also come up with unusual styles of medicine; this is one of them. If you’re a little under the weather this combination of Hendricks, St Germain, clementine, yuzu, pomegranate will surely keep the doctor away.
Oriental Milk Punch €10.50
East meets west in this punch that honors the amount of ingredients where punch got its name from; Ketel One vodka, Coconut milk, cilantro and red pepper and passionfruit make up the DNA profile of this 5* punch.
Submariner’s Spring Punch €10,50
Sailors love their rum, as do we, but submariners are even more fond of this contraption; Doorly’s XO, Limoncello, lime-, cranberry-, passionfruit- and pomegranate juices with a hint of vanilla, are calling to them from the deep…they can’t resist the call…can you?
Fire in the Bowl!!! (served for minimum 4 piggies) €10,50
When you hear these words, or see this drink coming, you better duck for cover. This punch delivers a lot of bang for your bucks with Union 55, red pepper infused Cointreau bloodorange, olea saccharum and almond syrup.
Union Jack €11,00
Even though Brexit is happening, this awesome flag is still something to be proud of, as is this fruity combination of Union 55 rum, Jack Daniels, lychee and lime juice and our own roasted pineapple syrup. God save the weird!
Every Little Ting She Does Is Magic €10,50
We love a little oompf in our libations, so like on our last menu we made a drink with a heavy Jamaican rum. But we are also aware not everyone likes their drinks potent. So that rum is tamed with Limoncello, lime juice and that famous, at least in our eyes, grapefruit soda called Ting. Jah maaaann.
A Touch of Dutch €10,50
Well it’s true when we say: “if it ain’t Dutch, it ain’t much!” So just to prove that, we took our national spirit jenever, in this case Hooghoudt, and fused it with King’s Ginger liqueur, cucumber syrup, lime juice and rosewater and topped it all off with Fever Tree Tonic. We say PROOST!!
Pork & Stormy €11,00
Alright you can’t be called Pigs & Punch and not have a couple of pig related drinks on the menu and this is the first one. We changed out our beloved rum for a bacon infused Bulleit bourbon in this classic Dark & Stormy…it might huff and puff outside but in here you will always stand strong.
Notorious P.I.G. €12,50
We love the name, we hope you love the drink. Chateau Montifaud XO cognac is rapping away with his homies Bruidstranen and Fever Tree Spiced Orange old skool gangsta style. You’ll be spitting lyrics after a couple of these.
Monkey Monks Mule €12,00
This friendly drink will drive you bananas! A healthy dose of Monkey 47 is combined with our brother Frangelico. Together these two are fairly innocent, but when you add some mischievous Old Jamaican ginger beer magic starts to happen. Monkey see, monkey do!
Piggy Back €10,50
Don’t get us one wrong…we love Pickle Backs, but why not simplify the thing to one glass. Maker’s Mark bourbon is shaken with lemon and wait for it…pickle syrup and eggwhite into a Whiskey Sour style drink with a bacon crumble rim. A sour has never tasted this sweet!
Noise from the Hood €12,50
Another reimagination of a classic: the Vieux Carre, but then with a more tropical twist. The cognac stayed in the form of Remy Martin VSOP, but the rest we replaced with Mount Gay XO rum, Moscatel, Falernum and two bitters. We bring the hood, you bring the noise.
A Helping Hand €12,50
Everyone, at times, needs this. A well balanced alcoholic helping hand in the form of a spicy blood orange Margarita topped up with prosecco. If this doesn’t start up you, then we urge you to get professional help. There is only so much we can do.
Singapore Fling €13,00
This fruity drink did not originate at the Raffles hotel In Singapore, but straight up where you are sitting. Also a variation of a classic, but more suave; Bluecoat gin, D.O.M Benedictine are shaken with lime juice, roasted pineapple and maraschino cherry syrup to give you this foamy affaire!
Tom & Sherry (Sorry Betsy!) €11,50
Tom’s feisty Bulleit bourbon has found a new love in Moscatel, we are so sorry Betsy! The affair was initiated by creamed corn syrup and became to a fullblown menage a quatre when Creole bitters entered the room. Hearts were broken…
Ms. Tiki €10,50
A classic Mystique drink that showed our love for the tikirevival, hula-dancing you all the way to the Caribean and back. Sailor Jerry spiced rum, lime juice and roasted pineapple syrup are fused together and then topped up with a coconut/lime foam that is just heavenly.
An ode to all the Dino-tenders out there. When the 80’s were in full swing, every drink was either potent or colorful (or both) and these oldtimers were already slinging drinks like the Long Island Iced Tea. This is our Long Island Sour version with Coca Cola syrup and it is Dino-Mite!
Son of a Peacherman €10,50
The only drink that could ever reach me, was the… The only drink that could ever teach me, was the…yes he was, he was, ow yes he was and will be for quite some time. We love the simple life and this drink ticks all the boxes with Bombay East gin, Massenez Peach, lemon juice and lemongrass syrup.
P&P Zombie €14,50
Our Zombie was already a favorite when we were still Mystique and we didn’t change a thing; 3 rums, 3 juices, 2 bitters and a cinnamon syrup make up the largest part of this drink. We will not tell you what else is in it, we just want you to enjoy this flaming hot cocktail (but we only serve a max of 2 per person).
Imperial March €6,00
We never got the point of Stormtroopers as they always seem to miss, pretty much what a non- alcoholic cocktail also does…East Imperial grapefruit tonic, almond and cucumber syrup and lime.
Chimi Chuzzu €6,00
The Chimi Chuzzu is our collaboration with the kitchen; we stole their chimi churri sauce and made it into a syrup that we combine with East Imperial Yuzu tonic and cranberry juice.
– CHAMPAGNE AND PROSECCO –
PROSECCO BOSCO DEL MERLO MILLESIMATO – GLASS 6,50 – BOTTLE 39,00
A Prosecco that will ease you in a nice beginning.
CHAMPAGNE GIMONNET-GONET BRUT GRAND CRU ‘CUVEE OR’ BLANC DE BLANCS – GLASS 11,50 – BOTTLE 69,00
This champagne is the Cher to a gay guy. Straight? Just celebrate your missus.
– HOUSE WINES –
2016 BODEGAS COPABOCA GORGORITO VERDEJO, RUEDA, SPAIN – GLASS 4,50 – BOTTLE 21,50
A fruity and dry base. It will olé you to the next bottle.
2016 GOEDVERWACHT CHARDONNAY ‘GREAT EXPECTATIONS’, ROBERTSON, ST AFRICA – GLASS 5,00 – BOTTLE 24,00
This dry and exotic Chardonnay is full bodied, but too young to drink itself.
2016 SACCHETTO PINOT GRIGIO ‘BLUSH’ VENETO, ITALY – GLASS 4,50 – BOTTLE 21,50
A Pinot Grigio Rose will always give you that extra spice.
2016 DOMINI AREGONESIE MONTEPULCIANO D’ABRUZZO, ABRUZZO, ITALY – GLASS 4,50 – BOTTLE 21,50
A fruity red wine but still with a proper back bone. Let’s call this one: a bi-sexual.
2015 MANCURA GUARDIAN RESERVA CABERNET SAUVIGNON, MAIPO VALLEY, CHILI – GLASS 5,00 – BOTTLE 24,00
A young and not subtle wine, but subtle for such a young wine.
– WHITE WINES –
2015 VILLA POZZI PINOT GRIGIO, SICILIA, ITALY – BOTTLE 24,50
So fresh, young and fun as Louise.
2016 DIEM ‘GREENER’ GRUNER VELTLINER, WEINVIERTEL, AUSTRIA – BOTTLE 27,50
The minerality tickles your tongue, the freshness and the green fruit makes you want to sing “the hills are alive”.
2016 ZOLO VIOGNIER, MENDOZA, ARGENTINA – BOTTLE 29,50
This young Viognier knows his tropical fruit and with 3 months of oak it makes this wine an evening full of joy and depth.
2016 DASHWOOD SAUVIGNON BLANC, MARLBOROUGH, NEW ZEALAND – BOTTLE 32,50
This Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand gives you extra green apple and lychee, and that free of charge.
2015 CASTLE ROCK CHARDONNAY, CALIFORNIA, USA – BOTTLE 35,00
The creaminess in this wine makes you wanna go on a diet; the oak will protect you from the Dutch weather.
2016 FRANCK MILLET SANCERRE, LOIRE, FRANCE – BOTTLE 39,50
This Sancerre always gives you the right amount of elegance and attitude of the Sauvignon grape.
2015 VUURBERG WHITE, STELLENBOSCH, SOUTH AFRICA – BOTTLE 44,50
This blend of 6 different grapes, guided by 6 months of oak, is like your 6 favorite friends at your birthday table.
2014 VINCENT GIRARDIN MEURSAULT ‘VIEILLES VIGNES’, BURGUNDY, FRANCE – BOTTLE 69,00
A young Meursault but already a classic Francaise.
– RED WINES –
2015 TAPIZ MALBEC, MENDOZA, ARGENTINA – BOTTLE 29,50
This Malbec is as joyful as a summer festival…..
2015 CASTLE ROCK MERLOT, CALIFORNIA, USA – BOTTLE 35,00
This wine is as red and as summers as the red bathing suits from Baywatch.
PS. The wine is a better quality than the show was.
2014 RECCHIA VALPOLICELLA RIPASSO, VENETO, ITALY – BOTTLE 36,50
An amazing Valpolicella for such a good price. If life gives lemons, you…… order this Valpolicella.
2010 SIERRA CANTABRIA RIOJA RESERVA, RIOJA, SPAIN – BOTTLE 39,50
There is an amazing spice and bite in this wine from a small wine house. Introduce yourself I would say.
2013 VUURBERG RED, STELLENBOSCH, SOUTH AFRICA – BOTTLE 44,50
This selection of 5 different grapes, guided with enough oak, is like a difficult dance. Don’t start dancing if you don’t know the steps.
2014 MICHAEL LODI ZINFANDEL SEVEN DEADLY SINS, CALIFORNIA, USA – BOTTLE 48,50
The softness of the fruit aromas and smokiness, against the quality of the wine, makes you wanna celebrate life to the max.
2011 CHATEAU CHANTALOUETTE POMEROL, BORDEAUX, FRANCE – BOTTLE 59,00
Not sure if you’re happy in life? Order this Pomerol from 2011 and let it guide you to happiness.
2012 MASUA DI JAGO AMARONE DELLA VALPOLICELLA, VENETO, ITALY – BOTTLE 69,00
Are you strong enough to handle liquid raisons? Because this will knock the raisons out of you.
– DESSERT WINE –
VINA MORANDE SAUVIGNON BLANC LATE HARVEST – GLASS 6,00
The friend you wished you had in high school. Sweet, nice, friendly and that one, who will always have your back…. goes with any dessert, life throws your way.
– PORT –
SENHORA DO CONVENTO TAWNY – GLASS 5,50
SENHORA DE CONVENTO LATE BOTTLED VINTAGE – GLASS 6,50
SMOKED BACON POPCORN 3.00
PADRON PEPPERS 3.00
SLOW ROASTED PORK BELLY 9.50
WARM MEXICAN CORN SALAD
GRILLED OCTOPUS + PRAWN CERVICHE 12.00
FRESH LIME, RED ONION, CHILLI, CORRIANDER
GRILLED CHICKEN WINGS 8.50
CHILLI BEEF TACOS 8.50
BEETROOT AND CHICORY SALAD 8.00
GOATS CHEESE AND RASPBERRY AND THYME DRESSING
PIGGY SHARE PLATTER 14.50
SELECTION OF PORK SNACK ITEMS
TRADITIONAL BULLEIT GLAZE
IBERICO RIB EYE 20.00
PIG OUT PLATTER 24.50
SAUSAGE, PORK CHEEK, PORK BELLY, RIBS
PULLED PORK ‘SANDWICH’ 14.00
HOMEMADE PICKLES, SLAW
GRILLED 1⁄2 CHICKEN 16.00
SPICY BBQ SAUCE
MISO SALMON 15.00
COAL ROASTED SEASONAL VEGETABLES 13.00
SWEET POTATO FRIES MASH
HOG MAC N CHEESE PIT BEANZ
CARROT FRITTERS SLAW